When I'm... (For this year)

(On MSN)
Online => Online.
Busy => Most probably gaming. Else I'll display what I'm doing currently.
Be Right Back => 10% chance that I'm still watching the screen.
Away => When I do not want to reply to people's conversation.
On The Phone => Please call me if someone just received a stab in the back.
Out To Lunch => Munching on food near my computer screen.
Appears Offline => How would you know if I feign 'offline'?

(Chatting over the MSN)
"..." => Want to say something, but decided not to due to many factors taken into consideration. Usually followed by "Nothing."
"Nothing." => Hiding something.
"AFS" => Away from screen. Most likely, warming up my PlayStation2.
"Nvm" => When I want to put a premature end to a subject during conversation.
"Anyways..." => Changing the subject. Followed by some nonsensical questions from me.

Wait... I think there's more. Will update whenever I find somemore.